1) What did the toilet say the wall? I bet I’ve seen more cracks than you! :woohoo
2) Six Truths of Life
- 1. You cannot touch all y our top teeth with your tongue.
- 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
- 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.
- 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an i diot.
- 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
- 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this. I’m an idiot and I needed company .. .
And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.
3) A man comes up to god and askes god, how long is a million years to you? got says like a minut
man askes god,how mutch is a million dallors to you god says like a penny
man askes can i have a penny? god says in a minut
4) An old, rich guy is dying and he asks God if he can bring just a small suitcase of gold to Heaven. God says yes, so when the guy dies he brings the suitcase to Heaven with him. An angel is at the gaits of Heaven and asks the rich dude if he can see what’s in the suitcase. When he opens it he laughs and says, “you brought pavement???”
5) how did the cow break his leg?
he fell off his mooooooooooooootorcycle!
6) Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations,you’re the father of twins.”
“Wow!” the man said. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little while later, the nurse returned and told the second man, “You sir, are the father of triplets.”
“Amazing! That’s really a coincidence,” he said. “I work for the 3M Corporation. ”
An hour later, the nurse came back and announced to the third man that his wife had given birth
Stunned, he could barely speak . “I don’t believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
The fourth guy, who had looked more and more unhappy with each development, fainted. When finally revived, he shook his head and was heard to whisper…. “I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven…”
7) why dont u do math in the jungle
because if you do 4 + 4 u get ate!
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